My New Debian Netbook

My girlfriend was looking for a new computer, and some friends had noticed this little Samsung N150 netbook on sale in Sainsbury's of all places for less than two hundred quid. Sure, it'd need a bigger RAM card fitted but that's cheap enough. Sounded like a right little bargain to me so I recommended she get that one.

It arrived, and with some excitement was unpacked. And it ran like a dog.

I didn't really understand why. All my Windows Fan friends had been telling me that Windows 7 was much better than Vista and that it could run on little netbook hardware and that it was as fast as XP and everything in Windows Land was lovely and glorious. Yet here was this machine, taking 30 seconds to launch Firefox. Even WITH it being topped up to be as full of RAM as it'd go.

Needless to say, she was sad and disappointed. I suggested that the problem was Windows, and that it'd be a fine little machine if I installed Linux on it for her. She refused. So I said I'd buy it from her, since I recommended it, and it'd be just great once Windows was removed. She'll just have to pay twice as much so she can get a machine that'll run her favorite operating system. I'd be tempted to pay twice as much NOT to have to run it so I guess that makes sense to pay extra to get what you want.

Which left me with a new lappy and no actual purpose for it in mind till I remembered that in the band we'd been talking about being able to do more than just guitar stuff, maybe fire off some loops or samples on demand.

Debian install went easily and other than having to fetch the stupid non-free wifi binary (pah) seems to be working well. That was done easily enough by adding the non-free repo and then "apt-get install firmware-brcm80211". A step caused coz the wifi card manufactures refuse to let their source out under a free license.

Best of all, I fired up the GIMP, made a little image for it's wallpaper and then ordered a vinyl decal for the back, which arrived today. So here's some pictures of my new lovely Debian GNU/Linux machine, which I'll start taking to band practice soon and may be found on a stage somewhere in London next year.

Only regret is not refusing the windows license and pushing for a damned refund.

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Defeating Facebook's Tracking

The web is so abuzz with the news that facebook tracks which websites you visit even if you log out that even some of my facebook-loving friends are a bit worried.

So here's how I stop them doing so personally: By using firebox and Add Block Plus.

First, Install Adblock Plus. It'll make you restart your browser to activate it and then ask you to pick a subscription to a constantly-updated list of advertising servers to block. I pick "Fanboy's" list, mostly coz he also includes Google's tracking things to stop Google Analytics following you all over the web too.

Next we want to add some rules to specifically stop your computer talking to Facebook when it isn't actually looking at a facebook page.

Click the ADP icon on your browser (sometimes in the bottom status bar, sometimes near the URL bar, depends on how you've customized your browser) and select "Preferences" then "Add Filter" and paste in the following, one line at a time, so you've added four filters by the end.

||facebook.com^$domain=~facebook.com|~facebook.net|~fbcdn.com|~fbcdn.net
||facebook.net^$domain=~facebook.com|~facebook.net|~fbcdn.com|~fbcdn.net
||fbcdn.com^$domain=~facebook.com|~facebook.net|~fbcdn.com|~fbcdn.net
||fbcdn.net^$domain=~facebook.com|~facebook.net|~fbcdn.com|~fbcdn.net

There. Now facebook isn't tracking you anymore. And better yet, it's also not showing you adverts, and nor is half the rest of the web. (Those adverts all track you too)

It will remove those facebook "Like" buttons from every page, so I guess if you ever use those buttons then you might wanna figure out another solution.


You may also wish to subscribe to other blocking lists of course, spiralX suggests this one from Adversity, espeically their "Antisocial" list.

http://adversity.uk.to/

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New Met Line Trains

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I got on one of the new Metropolitan Line trains this morning. At first I was sad coz my favourite seat isn't there on the new trains. I like the one right at the front/back of the old-style Met line trains. Where you can box yourself in with the fire extinguisher and have minimal contact with the other passengers as the train fills up.


(I get on at the first stop, so my seat is usually available. And if not whoever's in it gets an evil glare as I pick instead the second-best. If I have to resort to third-best I'm quite sad since this is just normal-seat territory).

However, the new Met Line train was so quiet, it was eery. You could hear newspapers rustlling. Even people breathing. You could have had a conversation in there, except everyone else would have been able to hear too.

If all the tube trains end up that quiet we'll be able to talk to each other on the trains like they do in Paris. There'll be yet another place it's socially unacceptable for me to retreat into my anti-social silent book-reading mindstate.

Still, be good for my ears I guess.

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The Day The Saucers Came

Bob

On this, X-Day eve, it may be important to reflect that today is the last day this poor earth will have to suffer though. By tomorrow at 7am, the saucers will be here and the world will be naught but dust and pain.

We note with sadness that the European Church Of The Subgenius, in a ban-frenzy, has banned not only each individual church member from their X-Day celebrations, but all their friends, all the yeti race, all the human race and even all aliens. It remains to be seen whether the aliens will respect this ban and commentators are intrigued about this unexpected possibility.

Meanwhile, in the US, many from the Subgenius Church are gathered in a field looking to the skys to see the saucers over the horizon.

On this day, the day before the saucers come, I link you to Jouni Koponen's excellent art work The Day The Saucers Came.

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Steven Norris And Alternative Vote.

Stevennorris

As I eat my lunch today, I find the News talking of Alternative Vote.

I'm reminded that on the 10-o-clock live last night, which was excellent as usual, Steven Norris was trying to explain that because AV isn't the best voting system imaginable, we should all vote "No" at the referendum when it comes.

He was agreeing with every point made about what an absolute
mess First Page The Post is, agreeing that there should be
some change, but saying that this isn't the right change.

And I agree. To some extent.

AV is also a mess. It's still unrepresentative. It still
encourages monolithic parties. Thing is, the Libs wanted a
referendum on a full PR system, but a referendum on AV is the only thing the Tories like Norris would agree to after the last election.

So should we vote "No", and hold out for PR?

Of course not, it's a trap!

If the country were to return a "No" vote, the Tories and
Labour alike would insist that this was a resounding victory
for First Past The Post, that the public have spoken and
there is no need for electoral change at all.

Maybe it wouldn't be Norris himself saying this, though it
probably would, but it'll certainly be the rest of the slimy
cut-happy party he represents.

Course, if the referendum itself was a multi-choice
Alternative Vote ballot instead then there could be
an extra check-box on the ballot saying "AV isn't
far enough, introduce a PR system instead". I'd rank that
ahead in my preferences by a mile. Bit there isn't.


We're not being asked "Is AV the best system ever" we're being
asked "is there a need for electoral reform" and yes, frankly,
Yes yes yes, there is.

Personally I'm not convinced even PR would be far enough,
I'd like to nominate my representative and change them
as easily as I can change my electricity provider.

I would not be nominating anyone from the Tory party,
certainly not Stephen Norris.

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The subtle influence of auto-logo algorithms on society

I'm trying to think about Logo Design right now, coz I'm gonna start trying to make my new project tomorrow. I know I won't do a good enough job, and that eventually, I'll have to get someone else to do it. Someone who can do a good job. It's not important enough at this embryonic stage to get someone in, on the other hand, the way it looks and it's shape and colours will inevitably influence me as I go on to build the whole feel and interface of the project around it.

As I mould the GUI like clay.

It's an interesting phase. I think Red and Gold are the colours for this one. For good reasons: the basic memes are fund-raising-thermometers and padlocks, which are typically Red and Gold.

Well.

Padlocks are silver. But Gold looks better and these padlocks need to shine and be bright and symbolise the hope of chains broken rather than locking things away in the dark. Hopefully most of the locks here will be OPEN!

And thermometers are typically mercury, which is also silver coloured. I have literally no idea why the iconic thermometer is red. For blood perhaps.

Symbolism is more important here than actual physics.

I'll probably just end up using The GIMP's auto-logo functions again. Writing a good auto-logo function could dictate the whole of commerce I suspect. Bend the minds of the prototypers.

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Democratic Representation: Another reply to My MP

Yeah. Two blog posts in one night. I'm like a bus. Well, a bussle of busses.

Here's something I sent to my MP this week after getting something from her. Frankly, while I admit I was slack in relying, I was ten times faster than her.

Here's the thing what I wrote:

Thanks for replying in paper form again rather than replying my email as I'd asked,

I can't be bothered to type much of it in, other than to point out that you said this:

"We'll have to agree to disagree"

Do you even hear that? Did you actually type it, knowing it goes to someone you're supposed to represent?

I have to agree to disagree with my official parliamentary representative?

Well. You know. I kinda want a system where I CAN JUST HAVE A REPRESENTATIVE WHO AGREES WITH ME!

(Sorry for caps. I get emotive about this)

When my representative says that we need to disagree, I sort of think maybe that person isn't my representative any more? No?

So yeah.

Dunno how much point there is even writing again. If I have to agree to disagree with the person who's supposedly both promised to represent me and also promised (to her party) to vote against my actual preference, and I'm also unable to officially deny represents me and discount her vote, and also refused even a telephone interview about the fact as a referendum approaches on a not-nearly-far-enough proposal which would make little actual difference to correct that matter.

Well

We'll agree to disagree about whether or not I'm represented in parliament I guess.

I'll say it just to be sure: You are not representing me. As far as I can tell, you are not representing anyone that I actually know.

Adam............

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Manufactured Images

A friend tells me that in The Times Naomi Wolfe is arguing that the protest movement, student protest in particular, has failed to learn the lessons of her own protesting days, though I can't link it and I can't even read it since it's not even on the free web. Might be true. Might not be. Who knows. It's just deliberately held from record or links in order to extort money from us.

He tells me that she says violence is counter-productive,which, mostly, I agree with, while noting that the reason we don't get eaten by wolves in this country any more is because we killed all the wolves.

He tells me that she says, and again I agree completely, that images of people being suppressed are more politically powerful than images of people smashing up windows in masks.

Force the powers to oppress you, get someone to take photos, and publish them the best way you can.

This seems to be the formula for democratic change, for loosening the grip of power.

If they over-tax you, sit in their offices till they are forced to remove you, and broadcast far and wide the blood they produce as they escort you out.

Coz people aren't affected by argument, they don't change their mind based on statistics or meaning. They change their mind based on one thing: The images which their brain sees.

In his words, probably wrongly quoting her words, you "Manufacture pictures"

You know what? The depressing thing is that this statement really sums up all of human activism, at least the stuff done right. The stuff that works.

Manufacture pictures.

Not "Logically argue", not "Evaluate the evidence and encourage others to do the same", not "point out the weight of numbers"

Manufacture pictures.

*sigh*.

The Right realised this years ago, somewhere between the 50s and the 80s. Read Lakoff's "Don't think of an elephant" if merely trying not to think of an elephant isn't enough to convince you. Not thinking of the size of it's trunk? How long is the trunk of an elephant which isn't thought about?

The left is just beginning to grasp it, which is useful I guess. Finally. But you know what?

I just wish it'd stop fucking working. Because, it is, really, literally, insane. The whole fucking species is insane and reacts more to manufactured pictures than Bayesian analysis or scientific evidence.

I could convince you easily, if I could just come up with the right image. A bearded caveman, perhaps, scratching his head looking at a chalk-board with some incomprehensible mathematics on it. He's looking at an explanation of the way photons can be captured, processed, and projected though film. Meanwhile a projection of a train reflecting from that board rushes towards him shortly before he throws up his chalk and runs for the door.
Politics is all about finding the right images.

The right images for flawed, biased, often literally insane, human brains.

Oh well.

Course, Labour would have done the same. Alan Johnson said something like "We should be proud of our brave and correct decision to introduce tuition fees" coz in many ways Labour started it. I remember telling some nobody on the internet at the time they took over that, he was mistaken, the socialists hadn't won. The first thing they did was introduce degree fees.

They would have done the same. They are in the pockets of the same people. They are in the same conspiracy. They're just a different head of the same beast.

My friend, and (I assume, without her her stuff being on the free web) Naiomi Wolfe are basically right.

Manufacture images.

That's how you win the meme-war, which is what politics is all about.

Manufacture images.

To get even more topical:

If when you think of Julian Assange, you imagine a freedom-fighter running from an autocratic government that's needlessly persecuting him for revealing their lies then you'll support him regardless of whether his organisation will build a more free, true, or wealthy world.
If when you think of him, you imagine a heretic spy, devoted to the downfall of your society, hiding in the shadows and whispering your secrets to your enemies, then you'll fight him regardless of whether his organisation will build a more restrictive, false, or poor world. The manufactured images affect me too. I know they do. Even while I know they're manufactured.

I try to see past that, to see through my own biases, but it's hard. How far should I reverse-compensate? Do I reverse-compensate too much because I know I'm reverse-compensating and so compensate to match?

All I can think to do is look at the evidence. What does the evidence suggest will bring a better future for all mankind?

But nobody's even presenting any. It's all just argument and presupposition.

Where's the study that takes a group of students who had to pay fees, and a group of students who had free education, and contrasts within each group the number who actually did the education, their benefit from it, the benefit to even those who didn't get it but came into contact with them, and the general wealth of both groups, including the tax revenue from their presumably-increased wages?

Nowhere.

Nobody seems to even be trying to collect it.

It's just Fucking Politics.

For instance, here's a bit of the new government drugs policy:
(http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/publications/drugs/drug-strategy/impact-assessme...)

Q: "When will the policy be reviewed to establish its impact?"

A: "It will not be reviewed"

You know what My MP said to me in the last letter she sent?

"We will have to agree to disagree"

Oh.

Good to feel represented in parliament then. Nice to know my representative has got my back.

Bah.

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Voting Reform: A reply to my MP.

Emilythornberry

My MP replied to my email about Voting Reform.
The reply was on paper in the post, so I mostly couldn't be arsed to type it out to paste it here given how boiler-plate it was.

My reply to her written tonight is, however, already in easy-pastable electronic form:


Emily,

Thanks for your reply, though I wish you'd just send
an email in reply rather than wasting paper, ink and the Post
Office's time by printing 'em out and posting.

It also wastes my time typing it all out again to pass on
to my friends of course. And introduces typos and
accidental misquotes.

Is all government business still done that way? I confess
I do sort of like seeing the parliamentary logo on an
envelope under my post-box, but it seems like I could
get an email as well at least? And I have plenty of
souvenirs now, no?

Anyway.

You say that it's important to know who your MP is, and hold
them to account, and imply that the only way this can be done
is through a first-past-the-post regional system.

I'd agree that a constituent knowing how to contact and communicate with their MP is important, but disagree that the First Past The Post system is the only way this can
be achieved, let alone the best system possible.

People would do the same as they do now: Ask Google.

You say that having a particular 'area' you represent makes
you a better representative, but the point is that for
the vast majority of national issues, geographical
proximity isn't the most important 'area'.

Would it not be better if my MP was someone who was close
to me on the political compass, rather than someone who lives within a mile or two but doesn't share my political outlook?

Having an MP to "act on my behalf" is pretty pointless
if that MP isn't actually acting as I myself would act,
if s/he isn't actually representing my view. If s/he
instead asks me to understand WHY they aren't going to vote
the way that would *actually* represent my position.

I frankly would like to see a system where I can change
my political representative as easily as I can change
my electricity supplier. And without having to wait
until a five-year election cycle to do so, let alone
pick from such a limited menu.

AV voting is just about the tiniest step we can make in that direction that I can imagine, but it is at least
an attempt. It might make things better, and it can
hardly make them worse.

You were my MP for four years without even making an
attempt at making parliament more representative.
Your party in government for over a decade.

I'll take what I can get from this limited menu, at least until I can find a way to order a-la-carte.

I guess it's not surprising if my MP will not be
representing my view in the debate, because the
electoral boundaries divide the natural political
constituencies of the political spectrum into artificial geographical lines on a map.

Divide to conquer.

Locking out all minority opinion and debate in the process.

I too would like to see more honest and hard-working
MPs, and a closer link between MPs and their constituents.
But the fist past the post system seems designed almost
exactly to avoid this. To avoid my MP actually being
someone who I can agree with on many issues, to avoid
my opinion being represented in the house, to avoid
my MP having to fear a withdrawal of my support since
they never even actually had it. Instead geographical constituencies and first past the
post voting dilute my democratic voice by averaging it with others who happen to live nearby.

In short: I would rather have a representative who actually agreed with me, who voiced my opinion, than one who happens to be the favourite of the people on the same bus-route as me.

Would that not be a better democracy to aim for?

I'd love to spend ten minutes recording a phone call
about these issues with you to share with my friends, peers, tweeps and blog-readers. Especially as the AV referendum approaches, for that really will be national.
Really might affect the outcome of the vote rather than
just influencing people who can have no say because
they don't share the same tube station.

Of course very few of them actually live in your
constituency. We find ourselves divided by geography from being able to pool our meagre democratic power to pull behind, or indeed against, any of our representatives. In any of our constituencies.

Divided by geography. In a city as small as London.
In the modern telegraphic age.

It practically beggars belief.

Alternative Vote isn't nearly enough to fix our
system, and I'd like a tick-box on the referendum
to say "Yeah! At least, and go further!", but in the absence of that I hope we can, surely, go as far as the Tories would give us a referendum on
during negotiations to form a government?

I understand your party offered much the same,
though without the number of MPs to back it up
unfortunately (but easily the right number of
votes, no?).

I'm sure a coalition of the left would have been
a better outcome if only the left's vote hadn't
been divided by geography.

A problem looking set to get worse under new
boundaries I believe.

Boundaries! In politics! Oh my. Fences to stop
the people really uniting. And you apparently
support them?

I'm serious about wanting a telephone interview
with you if you're up for it by the way. Once the
referendum campaign is under way. There's only a couple of hundred people read my blog, though it goes up a lot when I'm more interesting. As far as I
know I'm the only one that lives in your constituency,
but it would be there for you to point at to those who do live here, and in search for anyone interested
in your defence of your opinions.

We live in a global world now. Even people in our
limited geographical constituency can hear it if they search for it!

The people can really have a national conversation (even a global conversation!), we don't need to be limited
by the speed of a day's horseback ride any more.

I know I'm a dreamer, which is why I'm also a Fabian.
Gradual change, incremental advance. We shouldn't try
to restructure society all at once. But AV is, despite
it's limits, a step in the right direction.

If it isn't, propose something better, don't just oppose
suggested change.

How do YOU think we can work together to achieve a
representative system where every MP actually embodies
the political and sociological views of their constituents
rather than just trying to remain as unbiased as they
can when two thirds of the people who give them their
political legitimacy fundamentally disagree with them?

Is it really drawing lines on the map and letting
the biggest minority in each square vote to ignore the rest of the people who live there?

Finally, good luck in fighting the spending cuts that
look like they could cripple our economy. I suspect
we at least agree there. It's bound to happen that
*some* of my opinions will be represented by even
someone who 'represents' me mostly via a geographic roll of the dice.

I tend to think that *investment* is what a government
should do in a recession. Properly chosen investment at least. Something that'll create the jobs to pay the
tax bill we face.

Adam.........

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Religious Book Burning Fesitval

Bookofthesubgenius

It seems that the fashion this week is for burning copies of religious tomes. Never ones to willingly miss out on a bandwagon, The European Church Of The Subgenius are keen to get in with the trend and hold a massive book burning session of our own.

But which holy book to burn? We don't want to encourage burning the Qur'an since, well, that's already been done and anyway, who wants to aggravate the Muslims and get a fatwa placed on their heads? Plus, we know they're keen on burning works of fiction written by heretics like Salman Rushdie so you'd hope they'd be up for helping us, taking part in our book-burning event so we'd sooner have them on our side than calling the fire brigade and squirting our book pyres with fire extinguishers.

So we thought what about the Bible? We could get together with a bunch of Muslims and warm our cockles over the sweet bright flames of the books of the apostles and revelations. We bet Revelations would go up like a firework, it's so crazy and trippy. Then Pope Finn pointed out that the Bible is already one of the best selling books in the entire world and that we don't want to open the gap between it's sales and the sales of our own religious book by encouraging people to buy burning copies.

And so it was decided that there's only one holy book which we can all agree works as well for kindling as it does for religious enlightenment, only one book which can unite all the religious cults be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, Sikh, Buddhist, Church Of Scientology, Holy Church Of Subgenius, Discordian or Hindu: The Book Of The Subgenius.

Since the fashion seems to be to have your book burning on 911, presumably to make it easier to remember the number of the emergency services should the bestseller bonfire get out of control, we decided to have our book burning at 9pm on the 9th day of the 9th month. This should help UK book-burners remember their own emergency number should anything go wrong with the fiction fire: 999

Your instructions are clear;

1) Buy as many copies of the Book Of The Subgenius as you can afford. Buy some for your friends, buy a whole bunch of copies, they're quite small and only burn for a few minutes. Try to empty all the local shoops of the book, ensuring that you'll have a big old pile of books to burn.

2) At 9pm this evening, put all the books in a pile, pour petrol over them and SET FIRE TO THE PILE OF NONSENSE.

3) Dance around whooping and laughing in glee at the message you've sent to the Subgenius Church. We don't be forgetting that in a hurry. Oh, burned!

If during the event a part of a page should float up, lifted by the fire, and land near you immediately rescue the fragment. It could hold important information from "Bob!" Store that tiny bit of truth and, as soon as possible, go and buy another copy of the Book Of The Subgenius. Look up where your cinder came from and study the chapter carefully. It could be the most important thing you'll ever read.

Praise "Bob!"

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